Posts by Calebs Airplane

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How successful we're quickly builds in your area

by joe134cd in

i remember hearing about quickly builds how this was a sign of jehovah's spirit that the kh could be built in 3 days.

but what i am wondering is just how successful we're these builds.

i can think of a couple of halls that were built by the quickly built methods that i would suspect they would of lost money on.

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OSHA Regulations were totally ignored and violated.

The rook leaked after only 4 years and the sound system wiring had chronic issues from day 1.

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i just came across this gem on "the chatanoogan"... it was an ad/article about the 2013 dc at the nw georgia trade & convention center arena .... what i found most interesting was the fluff at the end of the article.... fast facts - jehovah's witnesses worldwide.

6 - new congregations formed each day30 - people baptized each hour on average239 - lands where jehovah's witnesses currently preach595 - languages in which they publish bibles and bible-based literature111,719 congregations worldwide7,538,994 - ministers who teach the bible19,000,000 - people who attend their meetings or conventions179,000,000 - bibles published by jehovah's witnesses in 116 languages20,000,000,000 - pieces of bible-based literature published by jehovah's witnesses over the past 10 yearsare you kidding me?

6 congos formed each day?

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20,000,000,000 - Pieces of Bible-based literature published by Jehovah's Witnesses over the past 10 years...

That's roughly 675 million trees killed !!!

I guess the time will come when Jay Hoover will "bring to ruin to [the Watchtower] for ruining the earth" -Revelations 11:18

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30 JWs baptized every hour

by Calebs Airplane in

i just came across this gem on "the chatanoogan"... it was an ad/article about the 2013 dc at the nw georgia trade & convention center arena .... what i found most interesting was the fluff at the end of the article.... fast facts - jehovah's witnesses worldwide.

6 - new congregations formed each day30 - people baptized each hour on average239 - lands where jehovah's witnesses currently preach595 - languages in which they publish bibles and bible-based literature111,719 congregations worldwide7,538,994 - ministers who teach the bible19,000,000 - people who attend their meetings or conventions179,000,000 - bibles published by jehovah's witnesses in 116 languages20,000,000,000 - pieces of bible-based literature published by jehovah's witnesses over the past 10 yearsare you kidding me?

6 congos formed each day?

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I just came across this gem on "the Chatanoogan"... It was an ad/article about the 2013 DC at the NW Georgia Trade & Convention Center Arena ...

What I found most interesting was the fluff at the end of the article...

Fast Facts - Jehovah's Witnesses Worldwide

6 - New congregations formed each day
30 - People baptized each hour on average
239 - Lands where Jehovah's Witnesses currently preach
595 - Languages in which they publish Bibles and Bible-based literature
111,719 – Congregations worldwide
7,538,994 - Ministers who teach the Bible
19,000,000 - People who attend their meetings or conventions
179,000,000 - Bibles published by Jehovah's Witnesses in 116 languages
20,000,000,000 - Pieces of Bible-based literature published by Jehovah's Witnesses over the past 10 years

Are you kidding me? 6 congos formed each day? That would mean 2,190 congos are formed each year! And, in theory, those 2,190 new congos should be able to accomodate all the new members at a rate of 30 per hour (or 262,950 members per year)... that's over 120 newly baptized publishers per new congo. Something just doesn't add up... what am I missing?

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2014 Memorial Talk Outline & 2014 Special Talk Outline

by Calebs Airplane in

these usually come out about this time of the year... does anyone have these yet?.

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These usually come out about this time of the year... Does anyone have these yet?

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July 15, 2013 WT for Dummies

by Calebs Airplane in

"faithful & discreet slave" nu-lite crash course.... before october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave were all of the 12,000 annointed christians that are still alive on earth.

they dispense spiritual food at the proper time and are represented by a small group of powerless and humble men in brooklyn known as the governing body.

this may be compared to professional athletes of a particular sport who hire publicists and/or agents to represent them.. after october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave are only 8 elite men in brooklyn, ny who collectively call themselves "the governing body".

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jhine... this change was made to give themselves greater power & control...

so they went from being mere "representatives" of 12,000 people to being the masters of 7 million people in a matter of seconds by simply saying so at an annual meeing last year.... that's the gist of it...

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July 15, 2013 WT for Dummies

by Calebs Airplane in

"faithful & discreet slave" nu-lite crash course.... before october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave were all of the 12,000 annointed christians that are still alive on earth.

they dispense spiritual food at the proper time and are represented by a small group of powerless and humble men in brooklyn known as the governing body.

this may be compared to professional athletes of a particular sport who hire publicists and/or agents to represent them.. after october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave are only 8 elite men in brooklyn, ny who collectively call themselves "the governing body".

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You're right again Jeffro... So I guess that leaves Don Adams as Chairman & CEO...

That woud mean that Anthony Morris "The Turd" is the actually the new TDO (Turd Dispensing Officer)...

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July 15, 2013 WT for Dummies

by Calebs Airplane in

"faithful & discreet slave" nu-lite crash course.... before october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave were all of the 12,000 annointed christians that are still alive on earth.

they dispense spiritual food at the proper time and are represented by a small group of powerless and humble men in brooklyn known as the governing body.

this may be compared to professional athletes of a particular sport who hire publicists and/or agents to represent them.. after october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave are only 8 elite men in brooklyn, ny who collectively call themselves "the governing body".

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Jeffro... you're right... I should have known that Jay Hoover is actually the CEO since Jesus Christ is just an administrative assistant to the governing body who (collectively) are the only channel between God and man.

(It's just so hard keeping up with all this Nu-Lite.)

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July 15, 2013 WT for Dummies

by Calebs Airplane in

"faithful & discreet slave" nu-lite crash course.... before october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave were all of the 12,000 annointed christians that are still alive on earth.

they dispense spiritual food at the proper time and are represented by a small group of powerless and humble men in brooklyn known as the governing body.

this may be compared to professional athletes of a particular sport who hire publicists and/or agents to represent them.. after october 2012.... the faithful & discreet slave are only 8 elite men in brooklyn, ny who collectively call themselves "the governing body".

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"Faithful & Discreet Slave" Nu-Lite crash course...

Before October 2012...

The Faithful & Discreet Slave were ALL of the 12,000 annointed christians that are still alive on earth. They dispense spiritual food at the proper time and are represented by a small group of powerless and humble men in Brooklyn known as the governing body. This may be compared to professional athletes of a particular sport who hire publicists and/or agents to represent them.

After October 2012...

The Faithful & Discreet Slave are only 8 elite men in Brooklyn, NY who collectively call themselves "The Governing Body". They are essentially executive vice-presidents who report to their CEO Jesus Christ. The remaining annointed are... we'll, let me think for a second... oh heck, just put them down as "domestics" along with the other riff-raff...

So there you have it...

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